Here’s Limited V Edition Tokuten CD completed~!
Thanks shottokeki.tumblr.com for the translation!!
Diabolik Lovers Limited V Edition tokuten:
Brothers Complex: to you in the coffin
Well, since I’ve already done the other translation and no one was going to do this one I decided to translate this tokuten drama CD too. I liked this one maybe more than the first one because I got to know something I didn’t about Subaru… for example the fact that he doesn’t read porn. I’m quite impressed, you know.
Well then, enjoy the drama CD and sorry for all the notes during the translation, I got a bit bored… (⊙△⊙✿)
Shuu: Hey, Reiji…
Reiji: Oh? Isn’t it unusual? You wanting to talk to me.
Shuu: I’m looking for Subaru… do you know where he could be?
Reiji: …I do not know.
is it just me or he sounds a bit sad now? Or better, why should I know where he is? It’s not like he is under my surveillance or anything, now is it?
Shuu: Ahh, fine then.
Raito: What happened with Subaru? Did he act violently again?
Shuu: Raito, have you seen Subaru?
Raito: I haven’t… but if you’re interested I know where Bitch-chan is♪ More than that, why are you looking for Subaru? It’s a bit unusual, isn’t it?
Shuu: That old man…
Shuu: Earlier he sent a tsukaima(1) to tell me to put a rope around his neck and bring him there…
Raito: …put a rope around his neck… does it mean…?
Shuu: Ahh… he must have done something bad, right?
Reiji: This means that if we do not find him and send him to father right away we will be in trouble.
Shuu: I know… if we don’t bring Subaru to that old man I guess we’ll take our responsibilities… damn it, what a bother…
Raito: That man… he seems to have got a bit tired of the arctic(2)… where could he send us this time…? He could even say somewhere outside the Earth…!!
*kanato and ayato approach*
Ayato: What the hell!? Don’t even joke ‘bout it!
Kanato: He’s right! I’ll never go outside the Earth!
Shuu: Ayato, Kanato, if you’re not ok with that then help us find him.
Ayato: Shuu, I might have a good idea about that… hey Chichinashi(3), come here!
Shuu: What about her?
Kanato: Oh, isn’t this a nice idea? Hehe, it’ll be fine if we let her call him…
Ayato: Exactly! That guy seems to be awfully soft on her.
Raito: That’s right… he always tries to deny it though…
Reiji: I see… this would seem the quickest and easiest way after all. You… you will of course collaborate with us, won’t you?
Shuu: Well… even if you say that you don’t want to it’s useless. This is an order.
･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:**: *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ: ･
*you and the others are looking for subaru*
Ayato: he’s not coming out though… Chichinashi, try calling him louder.
Reiji: It is strange indeed… he’s being called so much and yet he hasn’t come out… good grief, you are useless even in a situation like this one.
Shuu: It’s possible that he knows that he’s in a not so good situation.
Ayato: What do you mean?
Raito: Nfu, he means that the reason why Subaru is not coming out is that he probably already knows that that man has some outstanding issues with him…
Ayato: Ah, I see now…
Kanato: Like I’ll let him keep hiding… I’ll do anything I can to make him come out! Because if I don’t…!!
Shuu: You really hate it don’t you? Going somewhere outside the Earth, I mean… If I have to choose I guess I could even go for that. There must be a lot more quite places where I can sleep well compared with the North Pole…
Reiji: Don’t even try making a comparison with them please. Moreover, I am not a shameless being who only thinks about sleeping like you. Both space and the North Pole are out of the question.
Ayato: More than that, have you looked there?
Ayato: His coffin. If he’s trying to hide then he could be only there, right?
Shuu: Well, you could be right but… do you really think he’d go into somewhere so obvious?
Raito: Well, they say “it’s hard to see what is under your nose(4)”, right? Moreover, for Subaru-kun that would be the easiest way to hide, don’t you think?
Kanato: You’re right… It’d be quite hard trying to drag him out from there…
Reiji: I see. It is a pretty decent idea considering it is from Kanato and Raito. w
hat the hell reiji are you on your period today? Well then, let’s take a look at Subaru’s coffin.
･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:**: *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ: ･
*reiji knocks on subaru’s coffin*
Reiji: Subaru! Subaru! Are you in here?
Shuu: It would seem that he’s not here…
Kanato: Grr… let’s try again. Hiding his presence(5) completely in a small coffin like this one must be quite difficult right?
Ayato: You seem quite frantic, Kanato…
Kanato: SHUT UP! I’ve already said that I’ll never go outside the Earth! That’s because… in space… there are beings with a lot of legs…
Kanato: Nngh… when I was little… I read it in a story…
Raito: Nfu, Kanato-kun, things like those don’t exist so don’t worry so much and—-
Kanato: IT’S A LIE!!
*takes a broom*
Ayato: Hey Kanato, what are you doing raising that broom over your head?
Kanato: I’m doing… THIS!!
*crashes the broom against the coffin*
Shuu: Ah, noisy…
Kanato: If it’s not noisy it won’t work on Subaru, right!?
*keep doing it*
Subaru: IT’S FUCKING NOISY! DON’T HIT IT AGAINST THE COFFIN!
Ayato: He spoke..!
Kanato: See? I was sure he was here! I wasn’t wrong, did you see!?
Subaru: STOP IT! MY HEAD IS POUNDING!!
Reiji: If you do not want that then please come out from there.
Subaru: Tsk, who’s getting out? You’re here to drag me to that freak, right? Then like hell I will! I’d rather stay right here forever and die!
Ayato: So annoying… Hey Kanato, pass me that broom!
*takes it and hits the coffin*
Ayato: Get out I say!
Subaru: Heh, it’s useless.
Ayato: Shit, you’re really annoying… Huh? What do you want, Chichinashi? It’s useless? Then what the hell should we do? Eh?
Raito: Hmm… this is a problem… He won’t come out unless we don’t do something about it.
Shuu: If force is usless then we have to think about some baits.
Ayato: Baits? What do you mean?
Shuu: Eventhough I said that, it’s not like I know what he likes… Hey you, do you know Subaru’s favorite food? Huh? He doesn’t have any? Ahh…
Ayato: Ah! I’ve just thought something good!
Reiji: Do you have any ideas?
Ayato: Hey Chichinashi, come here a sec! Come on, hurry up!
*ayato tells you something in your ear*
Ayato: …and…so that he…and then…and it’s done. Got it? Then hurry up and take them here!
Raito: Ayato-kun, what are you going to do?
Ayato: I’m going to use something that will make Subaru get out from there right away! It’ll be fine!
Reiji: Aah… I am sure that nothing good will come from it but… since we have no other choice let’s just wait.
･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:**: *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ *:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ: ･
*you’re making takoyaki*
Ayato: What do you think?? After all if we’re looking for something that will make a nice scent it’ll be nothing else than these, right?
Kanato: They’re takoyaki… right?
Ayato: Of course! There’s no one who wouldn’t come out after smelling this scent! Ok Chichinashi, they’re almost ready! Flip them over!
Shuu: You really think that Subaru will come out with the takoyaki’s scent?
Ayato: Eh? Shuu, are you trying to make fun of takoyaki?
Shuu: In the end they’re just junk food, right?
Ayato: Who the hell do you think you are? With what right are you making fun of takoyaki!?
Subaru: Hey, it’s noisy! And… it’s kind of stinky too. Are you stupid? How can I come out because of this odor?
Raito: Nfu… in the end it was useless… bye bye, takoyaki♪
Subaru: Just cut it out and get out from here! You’re freaking annoying!
*kanato starts to cry*
Kanato: Nngh… e-even if… you say something… l-like that… WE WON’T GIVE UP YOU KNOW!!
Ayato: Ahh… he’s getting hysterical again…
Kanato: Teddy, what should we do? Oh! What do you think if we just set fire to the coffin? Rather than being burnt even someone like Subaru will surely get out, right?
*you stop kanato*
Kanato: …eh? Why are you stopping me? EEH!? Isn’t it… enough if there’s just me for you!?
Raito: Kanato-kun, it’s fine with me if you want to set fire to it but… if you do that this mansion will burn together with it, right? If something like that happens, even before Subaru gets out from that coffin, it’ll be our dad who’ll send us all to space.
Kanato: …then what should we do…? Teddy… I don’t want to go to space… what do you think we should do…?
*ayato is eating takoyaki*
Ayato: Gnomgnom(6)… hey… gnom…
Reiji: What is it? Don’t speak with food in your mouth, please. Oh, I see that in the end you are eating all the takoyaki…
Ayato: …gnom… it was a waste, wasn’t it? More than that, there’s something I’ve always wondered… gnomgnom… about Kanato’s Teddy…
Shuu: And what is it?
Ayato: Kanato talks a lot to it… but it’s not like Teddy is alive, right?
Kanato: Ayato, do you want to die? It’s just obvious that Teddy is alive…
Raito: Wait, wait! It’s not the case to have a fight among brothers now, right? And… I’ve just had a nice idea… nfu♪ If I do that… Subaru will get so embarrassed that he’ll surely come out!
Reiji: Oh? What are you going to do?
Raito: Nfu♪ Subaru-kun! If you don’t come out we’ll search all your room and show to this Bitch-chan here all the compromising things that you’re hiding♪
Ayato: …compromising things… that he’s hiding? What does it mean?
Kanato: Who knows. I have no idea.
Raito: Is it fine for you, Subaru-kun?
Subaru: Shut up, do what you fucking want. Unlike you I’m not hiding any embarrassing stuff, you pervert freak.
Reiji: Raito… are you ever going to change…?
Raito: Eeh? It’s so strange… I was sure that he was hiding some at least…
me too cough
Shuu: Aah… then there’s no other way than this one… hey you. Of course I’m talking to you. Come here.
*shuu grabs you*
Reiji: Shuu, what are you doing?
Shuu: Nothing at all… it’s just that since I got thirsty I was thinking about drinking this woman’s blood. That’s all. …what do you think? It’s fine for you, right? You too were waiting for something like this to happen, weren’t you? My fangs… or would it be better someone else’s?
Kanato: …what is happening?
Raito: Ooh… hahah, isn’t this a good idea, Shuu? I might join too then…
Ayato: Huh? What do you mean?
Raito: What do I mean…? Who cares about that. I want to drink Bitch-chan’s blood and feel good… that’s all. …right? Bitch-chan, between me and Shuu which fangs do you want? Which one will make you feel better? Come on, tell me… I won’t get angry even if you tell me that you like Shuu’s ones more. If anything… I could even get excite because of that… nfufu…
Reiji: Ahh… good grief… so we are going for this now? I cannot say I like it but… if there are no other choices then… You, don’t keep looking at them, face me please. Are you you going to listen to what I say or not? I, of all people, have decided to entertain you for a while. You should give preference to me over everyone else. I am reluctance to devour you with these people but… the only one who’s able to lead you to pleasure is no one but me, right?
Ayato: I don’t get it! Why are you all suddenly acting like this!? More than that, don’t touch my Chichinashi without me telling so! Hey Chichinashi, what’s with that shameful expression? Don’t mess around with me. Have you forgotten that the only one with whom you’re allowed to feel pleasure it’s me? Come on, face me! The one who knows your body thoroughly is me only. Even if I don’t say it aloud you know what I’m talking about, right? Where and how you can feel the best… these hands and fangs know it so well…
Kanato: W-wait a moment! You all… playing around with my toy… and you too! Shouldn’t you struggle a bit? After all… you do seem to want to be hurt, don’t you? Hehe, I know that it’s what you’re wishing for. This is the reason why you always try to make me mad like this. You’re trying to stir me up, right? You want to be hurt. Having my fangs piercing deep into you when you least expect them to… And then having your blood sucked violently… this is what you desire, right? It’s fine, I’ll do that. In return, if you moan for someone else I won’t forgive you. I’ll kill you right away.
Subaru: …huh? H-hey you all! What the hell do you think you’re doing!? Eh!? Don’t even try touching her without my permission! She’s mine!!
Shuu: Hah, even if you say something like that you don’t really care about her, right? That’s the reason why you’ve shut yourself in that place. I’m going to suck her delicious blood from her neck right away… she’s mine. I have no need to ask you for permission, right?
Raito: Nfu, I wonder about that… Shuu says that but inside Bitch-chan’s heart there’s me. All she desires is having me making her feel good from the deepest part of her body and being driven crazy with pleasure. It’s just obvious to me…
*raito licks you*
Kanato: Raito! Don’t lick her! If you do it again I’ll—-
Reiji: Ahh… Raito, don’t lick her without the permission of her owner, please. It’s quite unpleasant, you know.
Ayato: Eh!? Don’t you talk nonsense! Try asking her! Chichinashi will say that she’s mine! It’s like I said, right? You like being treated… roughly like this, right?
Shuu: Ayato, don’t touch her. That is the place where I’m going to suck.
Subaru: Nghh… you fucking know that I’m still here listening to you… and yet you keep doing what you fucking want…
Raito: Nfu♪ Oh? Isn’t it getting a bit noisy inside that coffin?
*subaru kicks the coffin lid and gets out*
Ayato: He’s got out!
Shuu: Heheh, just as I thought. That’s why it’s easy dealing with simpletons.
Subaru: What did you… what the fuck have you just said…!?
Kanato: He said simpleton. Simpleton.
Subaru: Nngh… don’t mess around with me! And you too…! Try struggle a bit more! Why the hell are you doing what they say, eh!?
*subaru grabs you… finally*
Subaru: Tch, j-just so you know it’s not like I care about what those freaks here do to you or anything, but… but… your blood is mine, right? How can I tolerate watching others taking you away from me? Just how many times do I need to tell you to watch out from them!? This fucking mansion is full of beasts you know? Tch, I can smell their scent coming from you… Ah, why did you let them touch you? Shit, I’m so fucking angry… Come on, I’m gonna disinfect you and—-
*someone i’d like to kill throws a net at subaru*
Subaru: Wha—!? What the hell… a net!?
Kanato: It’s you fault for being so absorbed in talking to the bait, Subaru!
Subaru: Ngh, shit… this kind of net… I’ll cut it with my knife… h-huh? I can’t… cut it…
Reiji: Hmpf, of course. That is a special net after all.
Subaru: Shit…!! GET ME OUT! GET ME OUT FROM HERE!
Ayato: Who’s going to get you out, you stupid? You can only curse your simple mind for being there!
Shuu: Well, you shouldn’t be the one to talk though… And now… all we should do is giving him to the tsukaima, right? Hey!
*some tsukaima approach*
Shuu: Bring Subaru to that man. …huh? Wait a moment. Subaru, let her go. There’s no need for you to go, right? Or do you want to be sent to space together with Subaru? i
t’d be better than staying here with you all, shuu-san Heheh.
Subaru: W-wait a sec! There’s no reason why I should go to him! Hey! Wait I said!!
Reiji: Instead of complain to us, you should just go to father and tell him you’re sorry.
Subaru: HUH!? I ABSOLUTELY DON’T WANNA GO! YOU FREAKS! THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I’LL KILL YOU ALL! DON’T FUCKING FORGET IT…!!
Reiji: Ahh… and with this the issue is solved then(7). Good grief, every time dealing with Subaru is such a trouble.
even dealing with your periods, reiji-san
Raito: Nfu♪ What it is,
Eren? Bitch-chan? Huh? The reason…? What reason? Ah, why did that man get angry at Subaru-kun? Who knows? Hey, Shuu, in the end what was the reason?
Shuu: Ah… if I’m not mistaken he broke something precious in the castle… They found just the fragments and it seems like they can’t repair it in the current state.
Reiji: And was there any proof that it was Subaru who did that?
thank you man
Shuu: I don’t know… but you know, breaking something like that… if it’s not him then who?
Raito: Ayato-kun, what’s wrong?
Ayato: N-no, nothing at all…
Kanato: Even though you’re saying that you seem a bit nervous though, you know?
Ayato: I-it’s not like it was me the one who broke that statue of a naked woman..!
Reiji: Nngh… Ayato… you are really…
Ayato: What is it?
Shuu: I said “something precious” before. I never mentioned any statue of a naked woman…
Kanato: It was you who broke it?
Raito: Nfu… this is bad, isn’t it? If we pretend not to know anything and do nothing about it, that man will…
Kanato: I DON’T WANT TO GO TO SPACE!
Reiji: There’s no other choice, it would seem. Ayato, you too have to go to father.
Ayato: L-like hell I will! Don’t joke with me!
Shuu: Hey wait up! Raito, catch him!
Raito: Ayato-kun..! You have to get caught for our sake!
Ayato: Forget it! I won’t go there! Ever! …hah!
Ayato: I won’t go there I said!
*ayato runs away and gets into his iron maiden-chan*
Shuu: Eh? Ahh… he shut himself into the iron maiden…
Reiji: Ahh… The strategy of the heavenly rock cave(8)…?
Raito: It’s better if we just hurry up and try getting Ayato-kun out from that! If we don’t succeed in doing that before Subaru proves his innocence, that man’s tsukaima will surely come here!
Shuu: And then we’ll be sent to space right away…
Kanato: I don’t want to go there!!
Reiji: Ahh… it seems that there are no other choice. Well then, let’s try luring him out with takoyaki first…
(1) Makai Tsukaima: where makai stands for “spirit world” but also “hell”, and tsukaima are basically familiars, spirits or otherwise magical creatures which aid a magician or sorcerer… well, or vampire I’d say.
(2) See the tokuten drama CD 夜の！体育祭★開催 of the first game.
(3) Chichinashi, titless, pancake, whatever you like. I personally like a lot pancake but you know.
(4) 灯台下暗し “todai moto kurashi" It is darkest under the lamp post. I’ve already written its equivalent in English in the translation. Nice to know anyways.
(5) Vampire’s presence I guess.
(6) I’m so sorry
(7) 一件落着 “ikkenrakuchaku" another proverb, it means an issue being settled, or a case being closed.
(8) 天の岩戸 “ama no iwato" literally means "the cave of the sun god" or "heavenly rock cave". In Japanese mythology, Susanoo, the Japanese god of the seas, was the one who drove Amaterasu into Ame-no-Iwato after doing her a lot of disrespectful things. This caused the sun to hide for a long period of time. In order to get Amaterasu out of the cave the other gods threw a party outside. When she heard the noise she got curious and peeked but got blinded by the mirror Yata no Kagami and so she thought they were celebrating the arrival of an even greater and brighter goddess than herself, though in reality it was her own mirror image. Then Ame-no-tajikarao forced the cave to open up the rest and the world was bathed in light once again. As Amaterasu stepped out of the cave a holy seal was applied to it so that she couldn’t go back into hiding. (wiki helped me)